NADAL'S LYCRA SHORTS

Please, Rafa, we endure your your obsessive-compulsive butt-face-ball [in that order] ritual in silence.

Well, maybe not in silence, but we endure.

[And, no, no, no one mentioned hygiene!]

Butt, now you burden us with

LYCRA TENNIS SHORTS!!!

If you must wear them, at least deal with those distracting panty lines.

Your Capri pants were barely acceptable.

BUTT LYCRA!!!!!

And, please, keep the rest of your costumes in the closet.